BREAKING NEWS: Fire Crews Called To Senate Floor
The capitol police and fire rescue were called to the US senate floor again today when Dingy Harry Reid’s pants spontaneously combusted.
Fire captain Duke Snelling said “this guys pants light up every other day around election season” Snelling then hosed Dingy Harry and several others down.
After the fire was extinguished, Dingy Harry tried to explain the increased pants on fire incidents by blaming in on friction caused when his thighs rub together: “I guess it was the friction and a fart, I swear I’m not lying”
Just as Dingy Harry made this comment his pants began to smolder and fire chief Snelling told him to “shut up before I have to hose you down again”