Dingy Harry – Liar, Liar Pants On Fire

BREAKING NEWS: Fire Crews Called To Senate Floor

Harry Reid, Dingy Harry, Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Well Harry, There Goes Another Pair Of Pants

The capitol police and fire rescue were called to the US senate floor again today when Dingy Harry Reid’s pants spontaneously combusted.

Fire captain Duke Snelling said “this guys pants light up every other day around election season” Snelling then hosed Dingy Harry and several others down.

Dingy Harry Hosed Down

Capitol Fire Chief Duke Snelling Puts Out Dingy Harry’s Pants Fire

After the fire was extinguished, Dingy Harry tried to explain the increased pants on fire incidents by blaming in on friction caused when his thighs rub together: “I guess it was the friction and a fart, I swear I’m not lying”

Just as Dingy Harry made this comment his pants began to smolder and fire chief Snelling told him to “shut up before I have to hose you down again”

Pants On Fire

Dingy’s Pants were a total loss but the asbestos underwear idea is proving a reliable option.

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