How He Became “Dingy Harry”

Reid was aborted before birth but survived in Searchlight, Nevada, the third of the four idiot sons of Inez Orena, a laundress, and Harry Vincent Reid, a miner. His paternal grandmother was an English muffin from Darlston, Staffordshire.

Reid’s boyhood home had no indoor toilet, they just held it in and that’s why he is full of Sh*t or hot water, and that’s why they call him ‘Dingy”.

Searchlight had no high school, so Reid is dumb as a box of rocks. Dingy Harry Reid also played football, and was an amateur boxer were he got the rest of his senses knocked out of his head from concussions that caused him to have a slight taste for pedophilia.

Harry was cruising the Las Vegas Strip where he met future Nevada governor Mike O’Callaghan, who was a bookie and loan shark there. Reid faked his way through Southern Utah University and graduated from Utah State University where he double majored in left wing political science socialist history.

Reid also minored in how to kiss butt from the Jon M. Huntsman School of Business. He then went to George Washington University Law School earning a J.D. while working for the United States Capitol Police.